More on the theme of the insidious nature of portable game systems, and big surprise, this also comes from the always amazing Fox News. This time they warn us all of the growing threat of porn in the hands of children, personally delivered to them through the playstation pornable handheld smut generator.

Fox news is fucking awesome. Here they provide a valuable public service by trying to show that the nintendo DS is being used by thousands of pedophiles to seduce legions of children into unspeakable acts. Instead all they accomplish is making people who aren't retarded laugh their asses off.

The first book in Terry Pratchet's amazing Disc World series, The Colour of Magic, has been adapted for television and will be aired on the UK's Sky One on Easter Sunday. This was made by the same people that produced Hogfather, another Disc World adaptation, and if the production values from that are any indication, this new adaptation should be fantastic. I hope this trend of continues!

While Colour of Magic is only being released in the UK, I am sure those of us outside the country can still find a way to watch this...

Boing Boing weighs in on the February 10th Scientology protests and includes video from the Los Angeles raid.

Local news guy reports on the canadian brown finch overpopulation in town now. The birds don't like being called an infestation and let us know by totally dropping a deuce in dude's mouth! So funny!

Stone Jesus is being held ransom until this lady cleans up her Weiner Poopie.

Video game parodies of key events is the only way I get my news. In this one, "Megaman helps a lost and confused Polish immigrant at Vancouver International Airport; RCMP-style."

The so-called "Radioactive Boy Scout" has been caught again attempting to build a home-brew nuclear reactor.