More on the theme of the insidious nature of portable game systems, and big surprise, this also comes from the always amazing Fox News. This time they warn us all of the growing threat of porn in the hands of children, personally delivered to them through the playstation pornable handheld smut generator.

Fox news is fucking awesome. Here they provide a valuable public service by trying to show that the nintendo DS is being used by thousands of pedophiles to seduce legions of children into unspeakable acts. Instead all they accomplish is making people who aren't retarded laugh their asses off.

This article includes a great video about the Internet from 1995 called "Internet Power!" and is classic and awesome. It is really amazing to see how much has changed since the early days of the internet. This really brings back memories...

Oh god this video is annoying, and not at all endearing as the Boing Boing article makes it sound. Holy hell, and Apple-ites wonder why people hate mac users. Stop treating a brand like it's a way of fucking life. ARRGGH.

WTF. The internets are weird, Youtube is weirder. One of the commenters responds to this with "Would love to see a bit of e-stim on those nips mate! Those inhales would be even deeper! :-) Three minutes of pure pleasure!"

More of the something awful forum goons' take on how famous authors would have written as children. Every bit as good as the first article.

The something awful forum goons write short stories as if they were written by child versions of famous authors. The results are hilarious.

This dog has the best toy ever -- an automatic ball launching robot.

The first book in Terry Pratchet's amazing Disc World series, The Colour of Magic, has been adapted for television and will be aired on the UK's Sky One on Easter Sunday. This was made by the same people that produced Hogfather, another Disc World adaptation, and if the production values from that are any indication, this new adaptation should be fantastic. I hope this trend of continues!

While Colour of Magic is only being released in the UK, I am sure those of us outside the country can still find a way to watch this...

Tubbypaws, one of my favorite digital artists online, has released a new free papercraft model for download. It is Ceiling Cat of internets fame and is pretty nifty. You can see my attempt at assembly here.

If you have watched the anime Death Note, you have to watch this video. It is fucking awesome. Seriously. Watch it now.

XKCD (one of my favorite webcomics online) came up with an idea for an IRC bot that would mute anyone if they posted something that had been posted before. The purpose of this was to insure that there would always be original content in the chat room.
4Chan, after dealing with their most popular image board degrading into a slurry of continually reposted memes, decided to apply the same princible from XKCD to a new image board, and /r9k/ was born. So far, it seems very effective and the result is a /b/ that kindof works again.

I just posted about Oppenheimer, but could not resist posting again with a music video from them I found on YouTube. This was probably my favorite song from the concert, too!

Over the weekend I drove to Columbia, MO to see They Might Be Giants at the Blue Note, and this group, Oppenheimer, was the opening band. I loved their performance and thought I would share.

I hate diet Pepsi, but not as much as this guy.